(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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