If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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