They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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