Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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