FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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