And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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