my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he quoted the bible to break up with me
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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