i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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