the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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