Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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