I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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