when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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