office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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