ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Boobs speak an international language.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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