garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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