it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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