More tranny stories later!
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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