do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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