saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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