take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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