Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Sext me about skeletons
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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