Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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