i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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