Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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