That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How external is "for external use only"?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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