i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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