Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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