I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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