I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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