so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.