i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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