Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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