And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize