This is not my ceiling
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The ass gains better be worth it
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