so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Someone came in the potted fern
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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