They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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