I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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