If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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