no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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