sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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