Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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