I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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