i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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