I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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