I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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