is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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