what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
