yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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