he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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