he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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