do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
