I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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