did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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