i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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