Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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